22 chickadee
Now his teacher, Mr. Squid,
Knew that Ogbert was a kid
Who never meant to injure
When he did the things he did.
He knew his mind was quick
And his body had to move,
He wanted Ogbert's school life
To thoroughly improve.
So he asked a school of pipefish
That he met one day by chance
To play some lovely music,
And he taught Ogbert to dance.
Ogbert found it difficult
But soon it was in hand.
And the octopus went twirling
To the music of the band.